SUCCESSES ALL AROUND! Allow me, if you will, to share with you my small victories over the past 24 hours.
#1: I managed to manipulate my Blog Template enough to reflect its intended personality enough. And I am ready to post away!
#2: After many a rejection, I managed to slip my latest picture through the screeners of the Million Moonbat March! I was certain this one was NOT getting through. Meine Güte, I do believe I had the good fortune of having a toker on shift reviewing the submissions.
#3: Dylan Klebold of Columbine fame slips through the Mary-Jane haze, lamenting from beyond the grave (or the fires of hell) how armed neighbors (or classmates or teachers) keep him from "Approaching" them.
#4: Hermann Göring, Feldmarschall of the Third Reich, explains why, as a former chief figure of a fascist regime, he would support a gun control initiative.
These are all heaped on top of my first success to hijack the petition: Azzat Ibrahim Al-Douri, one of Saddam's inner-circle bastards.
More to come...