Grandma the InstaBaiter!

[A filthy lie flung from the fingers of the Mad Hatter]

So we recently discover that our beloved Rocky-Top singing, puppy-blending, Frank J. punching, hobo-stalking Prince of Legal Murkiness has a softer, more family-oriented side.

He loves spending time with his grandmother. Since apples don't fall far from the Tree of the Knowledge of Good...and Evil...the question naturally arises: Is being an Übelmensch something you inherit?

Read on, true believer, and decide for yourself:

• She bones up regularly on her hobo-shooting skills:

As seen on Break.com
Aiming for the toodles ensures minimum damage to the hobo pelt. Here's the results from her latest trip to her backyard range:

• Her wheelchair transforms into a dancing robot
• Her driveway is lined with the skulls of puppies
• Her fist clenches at the words "Frank" or "J"
• She logs onto InstaPundit 10,000 times a day to boost InstaGrandson's online stats
• Her favorite drink is a Pinscher Colada with a Labrador chaser
• She lures hobos in with her grandmotherly charm...but the end is gruesome
• She won recognition by PETA for her volunteer work "sheltering" puppies...if only they knew
• People Eating Tasty Animals means something different for her
• ...and it includes hobos

Many shades of darkness run in the Reynolds family...