Blast those 1/2 pound burritos from Taco Bell!
I'm really part fish...look at these gills!
This is really my impersonation of a crocodile.
Hugo left me for another Banana Republic Dictator!
(Insert crass comment regarding battery-powered devices here)
I really hate all this attention!
Casey who? I'm crying about all the insurgents killed by Bushitler!
St. Cindy--patron saint of teary moonbats
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